lipstick lesbian? no, i’m a burt’s bees bisexual
alright you guys can stop posting about it now because this girl just fucking summed up everything in existence
How can ios 8 tell people you are cheating?
Cause when you double click it shows the last 8 people you talked to.
Remember that one time bro attempted to whip a baby off the top of a 20+story high building but the baby was like “nah”
Note the ! above his head.
He didn’t expect Dave to do that.
It was literally, “This is probably gonna kill the kid but hey who knows.” *chucks baby*
hes like a fucking spartan trying to see if his child is worth enough to live i fucking love striders
I have the pleasure of sitting behind a boy in my graphics class who makes fucking masterpieces.
me too bruh
do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.
waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm