bemusedlybespectacled:

lipstick lesbian? no, i’m a burt’s bees bisexual

butere:

shouldnt:

jointhebandom:

alright you guys can stop posting about it now because this girl just fucking summed up everything in existence


How can ios 8 tell people you are cheating?

Cause when you double click it shows the last 8 people you talked to.

butere:

shouldnt:

jointhebandom:

alright you guys can stop posting about it now because this girl just fucking summed up everything in existence

How can ios 8 tell people you are cheating?

Cause when you double click it shows the last 8 people you talked to.

evnw:

sapphiretemplo:

bile7

I bet she shit in her dress

evnw:

sapphiretemplo:

bile7

I bet she shit in her dress

wreckinralph:

gangstatier:

princessgingerbread:

derples:

Remember that one time bro attempted to whip a baby off the top of a 20+story high building but the baby was like “nah”



Note the ! above his head. 
He didn’t expect Dave to do that.
It was literally, “This is probably gonna kill the kid but hey who knows.” *chucks baby*

hes like a fucking spartan trying to see if his child is worth enough to live i fucking love striders

wreckinralph:

gangstatier:

princessgingerbread:

derples:

Remember that one time bro attempted to whip a baby off the top of a 20+story high building but the baby was like “nah”

image

Note the ! above his head. 

He didn’t expect Dave to do that.

It was literally, “This is probably gonna kill the kid but hey who knows.” *chucks baby*

hes like a fucking spartan trying to see if his child is worth enough to live i fucking love striders

jeanfapschtein:

I have the pleasure of sitting behind a boy in my graphics class who makes fucking masterpieces.

jeanfapschtein:

I have the pleasure of sitting behind a boy in my graphics class who makes fucking masterpieces.

thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:


me too bruh

dlubes:

do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person

ifightformyfriends:

lesbiangrandmas:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

SOURCES
HERE

image

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

image